My oldest child turns 21 tomorrow and I'm sure I'm supposed to be freaked out, but I'm not really. Maybe it's because he's still just a big kid who is more interested in playing Magic and video games than in "growing up". I'm not in any hurry and I'm glad he's not either.
My youngest child turned 5 months old on Sunday. I am freaked out about that, but I've been freaked out since the little pee-stick gave me a plus-sign, so it's not a new feeling. I really think he's a lot more serious than his big brother...he'll probably be looking at mortgages by the time he's 10. He just has that kind of serious outlook on life. He's trying to type with me right now, and I'm sure he'd say something amazing if he had any motor control. Maybe then I'd understand why he keeps giving me those disapproving looks when I offer him applesauce.
There is a middle child who must be mentioned, just in case she somehow reads this. I can't just imagine the conversation if she were not included:
She: Soooo, I read about M. and the Peanut, but nothing about me.
Me: Sorry, I was just comparing their ages and thinking about how old I am to have a baby.
She: I'm used to it, I'm a middle child, we're always left out.
Me: You've only been a middle child for five months...you were the baby for sixteen years.
She: You've always loved them more than me.
Me: That's not true.
She: Prove it. Take me to see ICP.
Me: I don't think so.
She: You took M. to X-Fest.
Me: I liked some of the bands. I don't like ICP.
She: You'd like ICP if M. or the Peanut liked them.
Me: I don't think so.
She: I hate you. Can I have 5 dollars and a ride to the mall.
I tried to stay young and relevant, I really did. I read books recommended on Pajiba, I listen to a lot of the same music ans my kids (no, not ICP, I really can't stand them) and all the kids love to hang out at my house, but today I realized I am really not young and definitely not relevant. I read a review of a book written by an author I love who's been dead for 23 years and I realized that it was the first time in a while I've felt connected to the work in question
I don't think I'm the only one to ever feel this way. I'm sure a lot of my age-mates are waking up and realizing that we aren't the driving force in culture anymore. Our music is dated, our reading tastes aren't even close to avant-garde and we are bored to tears by the "good" movies.
So, I'm going to do what any sane 42-year-old in my situation would do: dig up my copy of Dune, put Alice Cooper on the cd player and refuse to watch Gossip Girl with my daughter from now on.